Mary Fioratti

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No School on Friday or Monday

Weird. The kids already got a Spring Break. Now they still get 2 extra days off for “Easter” this weekend – a religious holiday that about half of the population does not observe, recognize nor celebrate other than a store bought basket of candy and maybe dinner on Sunday. I guess its always nice to [...]

Remember Simon and Garfunkel?

Did I even spell Garfunkel right? I think the actual spelling of their name involves an ampersand instead of the word “and” but I was told to not use ampersands in a blog title. So it’s probably not going to be right even if I did spell it right. I loved this duo’s music when [...]

Gummy Bears vs Fruit Snacks

When I was a kid, a new candy was introduced to the word. They called them Gummy Bears. It wasn’t long before this candy was a big hit and there was a surge of new competition. There were gummy coke bottles, gummy worms, and eventually they decided to make gummy vitamins to help convince the [...]

Lint Roller

I know I buy a new lint roller gadget every couple of months and it is supposed to be on the shelf by the bleach in my laundry room. But now that I want to use one and get all this dog hair off my pants, I can’t find a lint roller anywhere in the [...]

Fake Commercials

Do you ever notice that a lot of TV commercials are so totally fake that the scenes they depict are laughable? Like the one where a girl in a big city, like New York City, comes walking home from work and finds a package left on her front step. She opens it up and find [...]

 
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